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Parades

The emoji game worth wasting time on. You’ll hate yourself.

The Japanese have given us so much. Sushi. Seizure-inducing children’s cartoons. Tentacle porn.

Best of all, they have given us emoji.

Parades lets you use brightly colored pictures of poo and polished nails to play a stupid game. Invite friends, ex-lovers, or your one weird aunt to make the best emoji versions of common American phrases. Play phrases like “Murder-suicide pact”, “Dumpster diving”, “Twerking” and “Cultural appropriation”.

Parades is the second most fun you could ever have with your iPhone. Playing it is a waste of time. You’ll hate yourself.

Duke Dook, the Prince of Poo, holding an iPhone.

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