Parades
The emoji game worth wasting time on. Youâll hate yourself.
The Japanese have given us so much. Sushi. Seizure-inducing childrenâs cartoons. Tentacle porn.
Best of all, they have given us emoji.
Parades lets you use brightly colored pictures of poo and polished nails to play a stupid game. Invite friends, ex-lovers, or your one weird aunt to make the best emoji versions of common American phrases. Play phrases like âMurder-suicide pactâ, âDumpster divingâ, âTwerkingâ and âCultural appropriationâ.
Parades is the second most fun you could ever have with your iPhone. Playing it is a waste of time. Youâll hate yourself.
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